Dear Jelly Belly Company,
You're flavor of jelly beans, licorice, is a waste of time, money and space. These little black monsters just sit there in jelly bean boxes just waiting to be either thrown out, or vomited out. Once I was eating jelly beans and one of your licorice jelly beans were in the way of my hand's trail to the jelly beans, so I put one in my mouth and chewed. It only takes one small bite until that queasy feeling starts in your stomach and have you nearly pass out. I kept insisting to my mother that I needed to go to the emergency room but she told me I was "fine". It had to be the worst experience of my life. I am an average 13-year-old girl enraged by the fact you have kept those disgusting little beans for 36 years. It's about time somebody puts their foot down and says "NO!"
Licorice jelly beans are one of the few flavors that just make people want to puke. They're not only revolting but they also don't exactly look appetizing. If I accidentally dropped one on the